June 13, 2013 11 Comments
Three doctors together at a Starbucks: Well sure, that’s a stressful job. I’m sure they’re comparing notes and sharing techniques.
Three computer programmers together at Starbucks: Of course, they were probably awake all night writing hundreds of lines of code.
Three landscapers together at Starbucks: Why not, they’ve probably been outside working in the elements all day.
Three cops together at a Starbucks: OH MY GOD, WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO? My taxes pay your salary and I’m not paying you to take breaks. You can relax on your own time. You should have eaten a large enough breakfast to get you through your entire shift so you can focus 100% of your time fighting crime. There are murderers and rapists running all over town and you’re drinking coffee? Get out there and do the job you’re being paid to do, unless it means holding me responsible for committing a violation, then you should stop harassing me.