Mother

I know it’s a holiday.  I still write citations on Christmas.  Do you want to know the secret to avoiding a citation on the most wonderful day of the year?  Don’t speed on December 25th.

I know it’s a holiday.  I still arrest people on Thanksgiving.  I’ll let you in on a little trick to avoid getting arrested and missing out on Grandma’s famous yams.  Don’t punch your brother-in-law in the face on the fourth Thursday in November.

I know it’s a holiday.  While you’re looking up the definition of “self-centered,” let me point out the fact that I WORK ON HOLIDAYS!  Thousands of other people managed to go about their business and enjoy their holiday without having negative police contact because they followed the rules.  Now, make your kid sit down and wear a seatbelt.

Happy Mother’s Day!

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