Let me see if I have this right.  You were speeding because you wanted to get home before your food got cold?  Do you realize, considering how far you live from the local fat-food joint, that the speed you were going gets you home less than fifteen seconds faster than driving anywhere close to the speed limit would have?  Do you realize that trying to get home before the cheese on your burger cools back into its original plastic form is going to cost you triple figures?  Do you realize, considering how much I like irony, that I’m going to take as much time as I can legally justify to write you this citation?  And don’t think for one second it’s lost on me that your excuse for speeding includes an actual Whopper.  Your soda’s probably warm and flat by now too.  Enjoy your dinner.

2 Responses to Whopper

  1. Charles says:

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