You don’t want to get out of the car because you’re afraid I’m going to Taser you? Obviously, you’re not really familiar with how this whole cop-criminal thing works. Which surprises me, because there’s no way this is the first time the police have ever dealt with you.
Let me break it down for you. You were driving with enough alcohol in your system to make Mardi Gras look like the Eucharist. You’re going to jail, which means, you’re coming out of your car. There are basically two ways that can happen. Either you can open the door and fall out, or I can open up the door and take you out. Which one of those options sounds like it might involve a use of force?

People don’t get tased for doing what the police ask them, or tell them, to do. Now, let’s try this one more time. Get out of the car.

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