Foreign

I don’t care that you’re not from around here. The two numbers on that speed limit sign mean the same thing all the way down in the southern part of our great state as they do way up here in the north. As a matter of fact, they mean the same thing all across the country, so unless “not from around here” means Canada, I’m not going to accept that excuse. Besides, if you were from America Junior, and you misread the sign to be in kilometers per hour, you would have been driving much slower than the posted speed limit. I believe that you’re not from around here, but only because your license says your not from around here. What I don’t believe, is that driving 31 miles an hour over the speed limit is going to help you locate the exit your supposed to take. Around these parts, we call that a guaranteed citation. Welcome to my county, enjoy your stay.

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